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the little engine that could

July 27, 2005
the Ham
(26% dark,
43% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS |
LIGHT

Your style’s mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties
and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with
corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for
your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and
popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly
good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in
this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell – Will Smith

My test tracked 3 variables How
you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored
higher than 0% on dark
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You scored
higher than 26% on spontaneous
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You scored
higher than 42% on
vulgar

Link: The 3
Variable Funny Test
written by jason_batema
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on Ok Cupid

Here’s a fun one. I’m on thesarus.com looking for a word for something I’m
writing, and searched “mature”, looking for the connotation “grown up” or
“responsible”. I run across an entry for “sexy” that has the following
synonyms:
adult, arousing, bedroom, blue, come-hither, cuddly, erotic, flirtatious,
hot stuff, inviting, kissable, libidinous, mature, naughty, provocative,
provoking, purple, racy, risqué, salty, seductive, sensual, sensuous, shady,
slinky, spicy, steamy, suggestive, titillating, voluptuous
And here I thought red was the color of passion… but seriously. cuddly
next to erotic nest to flirtatious? It’s just a fantastic list.

Here’s an interesting quote:
“If God did not exist, it would be necessary for man to invent him.” –
Voltaire

Really short book reviews:
Paradise Lost: Beautiful
Harry Potter: Fantastic yet very much a downer. The series now hinges on book seven.
Angels and Demons: Disappointing. Fantastic use of time, but that appears to be the writers only technical skill.
Da Vinci Code: OVERRATED. It’s Angels and Demons with different character names. Doesn’t even use time as well. The Mary Magdalene theory is the sole redeminig quality to an otherwise mediocre book.
Peter Pan: WONDERFUL! Wild and free and perfect and “gay and innocent and heartless”, as Barrie discribes children. A breath of fresh air and great writing.

I found this page hysterical. It’s comments left on the main website, which is about spreading religious tolerance. Most of the commentors obviously need to read the sites contents more carefully… But yeah a few of those seriously made me laugh. Now I’m off to actually read the site. I wanna research Buddism.
Whoops, before I made it to Buddism, I ran across The “Elian Gonzalez” religious movement and this disturbs me.

In other news tonight, I am learning to handle emotions like someone older than 12, and I have to say it’s nice. This summer the project has been to either talk about it or not, but not to sit around whining and implying things, and it’s refreshing, and makes the moods a lot easier to deal with.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. July 27, 2005 9:29 pm

    Doorbell worshippers…chirstians…and apparently I’m a piece of wood…excellent…
    My personal favorite is the rant on “MORMINS,” though the comment that is complete gibberish is up there on the list as well.
    I must say, people are really stupid.

  2. July 27, 2005 11:54 pm

    Whaza!
    Hey Frizzlet…..i don’t even know who you are…but….dude:

    I must say, people are really stupid.

    I most WHOLE HEARTEDLY agree!
    Yep.
    wow. Religion can do some funny things to people. But seriously….it’s necessary. Everyone needs a cult at some point in their lives.

  3. July 28, 2005 1:42 pm

    you’re current mood was jefferson aeroplane?
    and thanks for posting those links. XD

  4. July 28, 2005 9:16 pm

    there’s a song by Reliant K called “Jefferson Aeroplane”. The lyrics resonate very strongly with a certain mood.
    As for the links…you’re welcome…I guess. I’m always out for interesting links about religous stuff.

  5. July 29, 2005 10:34 am

    i understand.

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