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September 4, 2004

What just may be my new favorite Eddie Izzard quote:

Saint Paul’s letter to the Corinthians:
Ch. 1 v. 1-53
Dear Corinthians
As you can tell from my preamble, it’s going to be quite a long letter. Don’t do bad things, only do good things. Always treat your neighbor like someone who lives near to you. Never put a sock in a toaster. Never put jam on a magnet. Never throw your granny in a bag. Never suck all the juice out of a vampire. Never lean over on a Tuesday. *smokes some weed* Lots of other things, but I gotta go get a Mars bar now.
Love, Paul [Saint]

One Comment leave one →
  1. September 20, 2004 8:57 pm

    I love that quote. That just made my night. :) Thanks

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